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Welcome! I have no idea how you got here, but let me give you a quick overview of what this is. Primarily it’s a way for me to indulge my inner cartoonist through a satirical look at the world of finance and investing, which is the world I work in.

Even though most of my work is darkly humorous at best, I also want to share some of the stuff I’ve been reading each week that has the potential to change the world for the better. And maybe occasionally give a little bit of advice to help normal people navigate the crazy world of finance.

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I said I wanted a GOLDEN DOME

Jul 2, 2026

While the French blame the United States for the heat wave, let's all remember that they helped liberate us and set us on our path to make it happen.

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The Ground is Shifting: Why the Old Political Playbooks are Failing

Jun 25, 2026

Democratic Socialists of America are expanding their power base in New York. What does it all mean and why isn't "Socialist" a dirty word any more?

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Funding Secured!

Jun 16, 2026

If private equity or private credit types are looking for novel ideas to raise their next fund they should consider getting bombed by the US.

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Uber Valuation w/ Updated TAM

Jun 9, 2026

Wondering if you should try to find shares of SpaceX pre- or post-IPO? The better question is why you aren't updating your valuation model of Uber using the latest TAM of Mars?

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In the beginning...

Apr 15, 2026

The world's simplest investment portfolio

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